indian babies names in hindi

Sorry 2 other nationalities – this qstn can b answered by Indians in YA b-coz of the lng- don’t rprt me, ok
How/Y does UPites name their kids as: –
In a fine morning a bhayya (spending 4 years of consecutive bachelor’s life in Bombay since his wife is in the village) distributed sweets among friends as his wife delivered a baby boy (Wondering how it is possible? Samaritans (neighbour) yar good Samaritans), ok now tell me how do he/they select the sir name of the kid from the following list considering the Samaritans factor.
DWIVEDI, TRIVEDI, CHATURVEDI, MISHRA, GUPTA, YAADAV, JOSHI, or DESHPANDEY.
I blv. people from Bombay especially who’s mother tongue is hindi can give me good/funny rply. (Not offencing UPites – just a joke)
A hint –
Dwivedi – born with help of 2 ngbrs
Nice libra is 100% accurate,
Mini i am a keralite – hey clever girl i am not yet decided 2 reveal my name
Trivedi – 3 neighbours.
Chaturvedi – If the mother is clever and hides the name of the father very well.
Mishra – Miscellaneous neighbours.(Mishra – Mixture)
Gupta – Secret Neighbour
Yadav – If she doesnt remember who it was
Joshi – All tat she remembers is that they did it when she was in “josh” and lost “hosh”…
Deshpandey – All of India contributed
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