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Short Love Poems
Hello friend. Do you enjoy short love poems? Have you ever fallen in love with a stranger even before talking to him/her? If you have, then we are on the same boat. I once saw a girl in the streets at random and I just fell in love with her right there and then. I can not explain why, I just did! This is one of the short love poems I write about meeting a girl in the streets who I immediately feel a communication to. Here goes;
I just remembered this girl i saw, she was so pretty all i could say was ”whoa”. I found myself following her graceful walk from the top of her head to the tip of her toe. I couldn’t make a move though, because she was with a woman who looked like she could attack me with a crossbow. I was in suspended animation, because she had caught my attention, i was almost caught in a precarious situation. As i made my way to get a car, her cute figure lingered from a far, for she had disappeared into the masses just like the sunlight does a star. As i sat meditating in a bus, she suddenly came up from nowhere as conspicuous as a tattoo. Just as she was making her way to the vacant seat next to me, somebody else rushed in and took it leaving me with a nasty feeling as if i had been stung by a bee! I thought then that i wouldn’t see her again; she was stuck in my mind just like a stubborn stain. However, when i was at the barber’s shop looking out the window pane………………..i suddenly woke up from my sleep and hit my head. Not another dream AGAIN!!
Weddings! If you are a woman, I bet you like weddings. If you are a man, I am sure that you are saying to yourself right now, ‘’oh, man, not again!’’ Anyway, for the ladies, I am sure you enjoy the parts of the wedding dedicated to exchange of vows, sort of like wedding poetry. I love that part too. In fact, I liked it so much; I wrote a sample wedding poem for my future wife. Here goes one of my poems for wedding;
Ooh baby you are one of a kind. Although you nag me everyday i don’t mind. This is because when i am with you to others i am blind, for you are the finest treasure a man could find. You got me wrapped around your finger just as a book has a bind; we are very close and tighter than an orange and its rind. I can’t shake you off because you have captured my mind, it’s like my fate with you has been sealed and signed. When you whisper in my ear you give my heart a good wind, it’s like ecstasy and opulence combined. You have the right features in all the right places perfectly designed; everything from your head to your toes has been well defined. I hope your heart and mine are well aligned, this is one prison i don’t want to break from, please keep me confined………..
About the Author
Odongo Okungu is a prolific writer who is passionate about entertaining people with a variety of simple , funny and easy to read poems. Get a FREE download of a collection of his best funny and entertaining short poems at http://www.myshortpoems.com/
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